It is time to settle this question once and for all! Who would win between a Grizzly bear and Gorilla!
However, before we move on to this most crucial of questions I must clear up a few things
I am not an expert in any kind of related field to animal wrestling – I’m not a biologist, I am not a Zoologist, I’m not a weirdy beardy living in the woods and I don’t work for a circus.
For simplicity I am using a male Grizzly Bear and a Silverback Gorilla because they are both male, and we all know that only men fight while women bitch about it, then kill it, skipping the fun part of fighting.
Also, for simplicity once again, the arena for this battle will be neutral; A real fighting arena. Yep, a cage. No features, just a cage.
I am ignoring king kong and manbearpig. King Kong isn’t real, and manbearpig is not a real bear, he is half man, half bear, half pig.
So now they are out of the way, lets look at some statistics and facts!
Going first is The Grizzly
Weighs about 500 – 1000 lbs
Runs up to 35mph
It eats, among other things; Moose, Deer, Sheep, Elk, Bison, Caribou, Other bears and Fish. [They also eat vegetables and fruit and gay hippy crap... Well actually it's most of their diet, but we all know that this is just to reduce the levels of awesome. Because vegetarians suck.]
Bears scare the fuck out of other predators
Claws, designed to fuck
Now, that is impressive. You wouldn’t argue with one for sure!
So, here goes Mr Gorilla!
Weigh up to 450 lbs
They’re vegetarian…
Large Canines, that grow with age.
Have been know to use tools… Well sticks to measure water depth, which is hardly building an AK-47
No claws
And err… Well… I just don’t know what more to say than that to be honest.
So err to review;
A grizzly is bigger
A grizzly has a better diet
A grizzly is a carnivore
A grizzly has claws
A grizzly is faster
A grizzly is more bad ass [On a scale of 1 to Sir Ranulph Fiennes, about an 8]
A gorilla is more intelligent.
So, err almost a clean sweep for the grizzly bear there.
I think that solves that one.
But just to stem Scott’s disagreements; STFU. Seriously, its a bit more intelligent and maybe “agile”? GTFO. Its up against a ton of Muscle, claw, tooth, anger and, most importantly, badassery. So get over it, the bear will fuck the gorilla up!
And it is done.
Soon students will be forced to pay up to 9000 pounds to attend university in England.
Yes, that's right kids. OVER 9000
This abomination was to be expected however, as it was promised by Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats. The lib dems have been marginalised for years and therefore are happy as can be to make promises to voters because they were sure as shit that they didn’t need to keep them. And then KABLAM they end up in government with the conservatives…. As a minority and so most of their promises fell short, as expected.
However, it is the education cuts that have been met with the fiercest and most publicised response.
It should be for the hilarious signs, the freedom of speech, the well formed points and students of all ages rising as one and showing among their unity that young people are against these cuts and deserve some help with their education.
Sadly not.
Protest one;
"YEAH I AM MAKING A GOOD IMAGE FOR THE GROUP I REPRESENT"
The protest began well with thousands of students showing support.
Then a group of complete bastards decided to round on the mill bank building, and shit got real!
The small number of police assigned, expecting a peaceful march, were overwhelmed and then some complete twunt through a fire extinguisher from the roof.
It is here my support for the students ended.
Not the moderate supporters, they I still supported, but they were a minority apparently .
Anyway, surprisingly enough, nobody listened after the violence.
So, protest number 2!
It started well…
And then the fucking idiots turned up. These shits aren’t even in it for the fees, some might be claiming EMA to get there fags and booze with, but these are “anarchists”. I like to call them soap dodgers.
They are sub human, their soul aim is to cause trouble like they’re in some distopian hell hole. They are also the fucking monkeys who will throw a breeze block at a police officer then complain like the clappers when they get a baton to the knee and are cuffed up in the back of a police van!
Here’s a video of some shits wrecking a police van and being confrontational!
Now it is here that the cause was lost.
Wrecking a police van, harming officers and scrawling crap all over public buildings has caused damage that wiped out half their funding. So they fucked everyone over!
Good for them.
Today was protest three.
It wasn’t a protest. It was an insult to the majority of a generation.
It resulted in multiple injured police officers. Now I know protestors [yeah, fuck it, rioting, soap dodging piles of shit] were also hurt. I don’t care about them, that was a calculated risk on their half and its a damn shame every last one of those bastards didn’t get a cracked skull, but I’ll get back to this shortly. The injuring of police officers angers me because they are doing their job, they are helping these people to express their views. However they also have the greater safety of the general public to consider as well as minimizing disruption to the whole of London. They allow these people to agree a route, a allow them safe passage, closed roads and a start and finish time.
But no, this isn’t good enough, what the soap dodgers decide is that the police are hemming them in and stopping them expressing their views some how, so en route they break off and disperse! One of these little faggots, face covered by a scarf, hood up, told a news reporter “yeah the police are setting up lines ahead of us look!”, all of this with a tone of offense in his voice. “OH NO THE POLICE ARE DOING THEIR JOBS AND STOPPING US FROM CAUSING A LOAD OF TROUBLE THAT MAKES ALL YOUNG PEOPLE LOOK LIKE LITTLE SHITS!”. Life is tough buddy. A later interview showed a bunch of youths from “the slumz of london” who stood, faces covered chatting shit and making no sense. This is the image of our young peoples apparently.
Anyway, I was sickened by this action and I am appalled the police weren’t in there cracking the skulls of the perpetrators. I mean seriously, they should be forced to pay for the damage they caused, and if they are a little benefit scrounging shit then they should have their benefits docked. If they don’t like it they can fuck off, it was there fault for putting a window in on a public building, or smashing a police van or injuring an officer. I would have payed for a dog unit to be used to pen off the worst of the trouble makers until a rubbish barge was found to place them in and then further more cover the cost of dumping them in international waters.
They also decided to attack some property of the royal family; a priceless, one of a kind car. They threw paint on the body work, and cracked a window. Not endless, impossible damage, but why? I mean seriously WTF?
Actually the only target they had that was deserving was bloody top shop and thats because of Philip “I stole all your taxes LOL” Green, but even then it was bloody pointless!
Anyway, I am done here with this….
PEACE x
[Please be aware that this is not high quality, I do not care for your grammatical annotations, and just needed to vent my opinion on events that appalled me.]
I am a happy individual, who is not at all rude, aggressive, blunt, xenophobic, antisocial or opinionated!
Kidding. I am a dick.
My interests include; Telling you how much I disagree with “you”, reminding people I don’t care, listening to a large amount of metal, riding my [disproportionately expensive] mountain bike and sailing. Which I also teach!
Hopefully you’ll read this and enjoy it! If you don’t, you can sod off, frankly!
[I do hope this wasn't too rude Mr Englebright, good sir]
